Ore Wa, Hokage Ni Naru-

petparent:

Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack 

(via pizza)

swiftingthrough:

say “no” to peer pressure

(via tanakas)

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know whaat you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

(via romaniankingdom)

tedonik:

0rdinarykid:

I forgot to cat

Decided to dog.

(Source: ihavemyboydays, via aleeyago)

(Source: fcukk, via manda)

(Source: exterminate-all-the-things, via sirhiddles)

misantropo:

todayiwrotenothing:

the-11-doctor:

hatteress:

lierdumoa:

I know you wanted this on your dash.

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

if you listen you can hear it when it lands

sync: you are doing it right

(Source: toxicgrin, via sirhiddles)

n3petas:

xxspiritkeeperxx:

rneerkat:

below knee

IN AUSTRALIA WE SPELL IT BALONEY AND I GOT REALLY CONFUSED

why the heck do you spell it like that

(via aleeyago)

kingcheddarxvii:

YOU CAN’T DEFY “READ” SIGNS AND THAT’S TERRIFYING

(via birbykind)

son-of-prongs:

re-reading your own writing

(via sirhiddles)